SWOLE PATROL
WANT TO GET SWOLE? LIKE A HOT AIR BALLOON?
Take your muscle to the next level.
Being "swole" is not just a state of mind. It's a way of life. The employees at Swole Patrol know the ins and outs to getting jacked and they're ready to give you all the information and products you need for a reasonable price.
Our Gun Swelling Products
Muscle Fuel 2000
Our newest product to get you jacked.
Joint Health
The secret to getting the numbers you desire.
Protein to Get You Past Popeye
Our secret, world-famous recipe.
COME TO THE PLACE WHERE ALL THE MAGIC HAPPENS
Directions
Right behind Indian Creek High School
Building #6
Phone
1-800-549-0000
Right behind Indian Creek High School
Building #6
Phone
1-800-549-0000