A SDS (safety data sheet) of Lupitacrite
Basic information for Lupitacrite
Element name: LupitacriteAtomic mass: 23.012 kg
Discoverers: Scientists Maria Torres and Victor Roa in Dallas, TX on December 23rd, 1999.
Occurrence: Intensive deposits are found in soft blankets and movie theaters. Very minimal deposits are found at the malls and crowded populated areas.
- Surface properties include short russet (a shade of brown) hair, brown eyes and tan skin along with the Lupitacrite being often tall in length.
- Boils when people manipulate others or make extremely offensive remarks.
- Melts when people compliment the element in any aspect of it and are kind.
- Possibly can cause irritation if touched too many times.
Exhibit can be found in various states and forms including but not limited to:
- Joyful when listening to The Beatles songs.
- Distressed when the work load becomes intensified and more than the time needed.
- Wacky when the time hits precisely 3:00 am.
- Frightened when hearing noises at night.
- Becomes stubborn and unyielding when people don't listen to the element warnings and advice.
- Is repelled by loud people and noises.
- Is attracted to animated media.
- May explode spontaneously if it didn't get enough sleep last night.
- Requires copious amounts of good quality jokes and puns to get my funny bone going.
- Is inert and motionless in calm forestry, nature-like areas.
- Will repel people who are extremely guilt tripping and manipulative.
- Is impervious to people asking for the middle name or even perhaps saying it out loud (seriously it will release a high pitched shriek upon hearing it.)
Other fun facts about this rare element!
- This element is a solid metal at room temperature, but it will become a gas when exposed to dry ice.
- This element is currently being evaluated to join the Muppet's version of the periodic table.
- When placed under special lights it will shine bright like a diamond.
- Swing music, the Beatles, Gorillaz, and Muppet music will all create the Lupitacrite to start moving back and forth in rhythm.