The Zodiac Killer
I am DEFINITELY not Ted Cruz
My Presidential Campaign Slogan
A vote for me is a vote for one less conservative viewpoint out on the streets, guaranteed! I enjoy long walks on the beach in dark areas at night, and driving my dark van in lonely places early in the morning.
Chief of State
You can believe that I'll ensure all things are done correctly in my office seat, and nothing will go wrong. As Chief of State, I'll see over the multiple sections of government and allow fair government placement.
Chief Executive
I believe that I can confidently and effectively lead the executive section of the government, and have the qualifications to appoint a quality chief of staff. It's also completely safe to trust me with control of the FBI
Educational Views
I believe that every student is entitled to free college tuition. More people at colleges working hard at night will be great for everyone!
Chief Diplomat
Despite an allegedly questionable past, I have the persuasive abilities to seek out foreign leaders and achieve goals necessary to have a healthy relationship, or at least, an agreeable one, with other countries.
Chief Legislator
As stated above, I'm extremely persuasive and believe that I can demand congress and the house to both come to an equal and fair agreement on most bills that I believe are best for the United States
Commander in Chief
I have lots of experience with guns and violent situations. You can trust me to have the ability to look after the military
Party Leader
I believe that I mirror my party's beliefs quite well. I'm pro abortion, pro immigration, anti guns and a firm believer that family dinners are a requirement in healthy relationships.
Chief Citizen
I represent a lot of the inner desires of the american people. Just ask anybody who's met me!
Reach me!
Email: ZodiacCruz@yahoo.com
Website: Zodiac4Lyf.com
Location: 1232 Stone Cold Drive
Phone: 206-666-1236
Facebook: facebook.com/TedCru-ZodiacKiller
Twitter: @ItsYaBoyZodiac