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Breaking News
Camel Egyptian Pharaoh has won the annual Memphis Derby. He beat out Khafracer by only 2 seconds. We check in with rider Victor Esphinxoza to see what he thought about the race. “Egyptian Pharaoh just wanted to win today and he just got over the hump.” Esphinxoza said. This is me, Akhadara Fudrala, your Pyramid Post #1 reporter.
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Slaves for Sale!!!!!!
It has finally happened the slaves have gone 50% off. Khufu has never done this since he was so evil but, now he has died and his son Khafra has stepped to the throne and everyone thought he was evil but, apparently not. Everyone is rushing to get one since there going for so low so, If you haven’t got one now is the time to get one at 2471 Southeast Thebes... Hurry!!!
Pharaoh Stats
King Khafra has had a bold appearance to his time in the throne. He has changed Egypt In many ways since he took the throne for 26 years. It is sad to not have him with us, but let’s check in on his career stats.
The stock market has gone way up high since 2649 B.C. for Oil Incorporation ™ Let’s check out their stocks
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Royal Riddles
Slave 6: Hello Master Khafra