BREAKING: I'm single

Readily accepting all suitable gentlemen

My Dream Date:

My dream date would consist of some outdoor activity like hiking or putt-putt. We would enjoy the scenery or have a little competition while getting to know each other without too much pressure. Afterwards, we would meet up with friends and have a low-key meal. Then, either he and I could stay out or I could go home depending on how the rest of the date was.

Necessary qualities:

  • Sense of humor
  • Reliable
  • Spontaneous
  • Compassionate
  • Affectionate


  • Selfish
  • High maintenance
  • Lazy
  • Aggressive
  • Close-minded

My Love Philosophy:

Be happy with yourself before trying to be happy with someone else.

Aubrey Plaza's Love Philosophy:

"Either put a baby inside me or leave me alone."

- Aubrey Plaza