For Sale - BAND AIDS
THE GREATEST NEW INVENTION
Invented in 1920
1) Sleek compact figure.
2) Helps protect wounds.
3) Covers up hideous wounds.
For Sale Now!! Only 10 for $10.
Sleek, Compact Figure
The shape of the Band-Aid allows for wounds to be protected while allowing free range of motion. With gauze and other materials, the ways you move are limited. However, with our Band-Aids, you can move any way you please!
Helps Protect Wounds
Have you ever gotten an infection from an open cut? It's not fun. With Band-Aids, you lessen the chance of that happening. The soft and protective material provides for a healing temple for your wound.
Covers Up Nasty Wounds
Getting cut open is never pretty. To look at a wound is repulsive and often disgusts people. With Band-Aids, you don't have to see that sickening sight. You simply apply the small adhesive surface and bam! Instant coverage.
How a Character Would Use It.
In The Great Gatsby, Myrtle breaks her nose, and is cleaned up quick with gauze and our Band-Aids.
"Then there were bloody towels upon the bathroom floor and women's voices scolding... scolding and consoling as they stumbled here and there among the crowded furniture with articles of aid..." (2.45)
With our Band-Aids, the bleeding was stopped, and helped cover up Myrtle's filthy lies and covering up her affair with a married man.
Gatsby covered up Daisy's crime, Myrtle covered up her affair with Tom, Daisy covered up her relationship with Gatsby... Band-Aids are used for everything!
"Get Better With Band-Aid!"
Overall...
Buy Band Aids to improve your life. They will give your wounds more security, provide a full range of motion, and cover all the bad things up.
Band-Aids are the best,
So put them to the test!
They help kids with their tears
And calm their parents fears.
They're only 10 for $10,
So start your band aid journey
and BEGIN.