For Sale - BAND AIDS


Invented in 1920

Buy our band aids because...

1) Sleek compact figure.

2) Helps protect wounds.

3) Covers up hideous wounds.

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For Sale Now!! Only 10 for $10.

How a Character Would Use It.

In The Great Gatsby, Myrtle breaks her nose, and is cleaned up quick with gauze and our Band-Aids.

"Then there were bloody towels upon the bathroom floor and women's voices scolding... scolding and consoling as they stumbled here and there among the crowded furniture with articles of aid..." (2.45)

With our Band-Aids, the bleeding was stopped, and helped cover up Myrtle's filthy lies and covering up her affair with a married man.

Gatsby covered up Daisy's crime, Myrtle covered up her affair with Tom, Daisy covered up her relationship with Gatsby... Band-Aids are used for everything!

"Get Better With Band-Aid!"


Buy Band Aids to improve your life. They will give your wounds more security, provide a full range of motion, and cover all the bad things up.

Band-Aids are the best,

So put them to the test!

They help kids with their tears

And calm their parents fears.

They're only 10 for $10,

So start your band aid journey

and BEGIN.