Brain Jack Newspaper

Advice column

Sam- Dear advice column,

My robot friend is trying to take over the world by taking over everyone's mind, and nobody knows how to stop her. what should i do?

Advice Columnist- Dear Sam,

I see you are in quite a predicament, but you should never lose hope. i think you should try to stop by putting a virus into her system so that she shuts down.

BRAIN JACK MOVIE!!!

This fall in a theater near you comes a new movie. BRAIN JACK!!!! Its about one kid named Sam who has to stop a robot named Ersila from taking over the world. This movie is based off the popular book "Brain Jack".

Feature Article

One day a kid named Sam was walking down gamer alley and a man came up to him. The man was holding a dog, The man said "You want to buy this dog!". Sam looked up and calmly said "no tha....." but before he could finish the man said "He's a really good dog and he doesn't bite". The dog snapped at Sam. Sam finally said in a angry tone "No i don't want your dog!" then walks away.
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Neuro Headset

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