CONCERT OF THE CENTURY

KANYE, KID ROCK, YOUNG JEEZY SET TO PERFORM W/ NIXON'S GHOST

BEST DAY EVER

Kanye West, Kid Rock, and Young Jeezy have decided to come together to perform at Corey C's 27th birthday party. It has been dubbed "Best Concert of the Century" by most media outlets, due to the fact that Richard Nixon's ghost will also be performing. "I was inspired by Coachella's use of Tupac's hologram," said organizer Corey C. "I decided to one-up them by having Tricky Dick drop in to say a few words." Corey explained that him and his friends had a seance earlier this summer and summoned Nixon's ghost. Nixon has been living in his bathtub ever since. "I'm not sure where he fits into the concert, but I get the idea that Kanye will be able to cook something up. He's a genius. And a God." Tickets go onsale Saturday at noon and are $5 a piece.

Tuesday, Aug. 12th, 8pm

638 Wickenden St

Providence, RI