Hey, Buy Our Weave Mop

It's like a mop and a weave

Have You ever wanted a weave and a mop

Well of course you have, who wouldn't. Its a cleaning device and a stylish product

We located in my mother's basement

We are available on mondays from 5pm -8pm because we are too lazy every other day

Our Contacts Are.......

Address: A small interstice in my mom's basement

Phone: 1800-wetoobroke

Email: wegotnomoney_oops@gmail.com

With this Weave....

Everyone will have too abase themselves when they see you.

They will all have a great obiter dictum about you

Use this when.....

You need to use this when you are pathetic fallacy you can throw it off your head and start cleaning to get your mind off it