TROLLS SIGHTED
Coarse Language and Horrible Manners
Can you brave these beasts and prove yourself to be a HERO?
Three horrendous creatures have been spotted in the countryside! A first-class burglar is needed to take them out. If anyone is willing to brave the roads and fight the good fight, fabulous treasure can be obtained! Real knives and thoroughly fantastic armour can be claimed, if only there is one who willingly take the quest!
Raw Footage!
This photograph was taken before the photographer was captured and eaten by these horrible beasts. The camera was found badly damaged days later with the film inside still intact.
A Wise Mentor
Gandalf the Grey, wizard extraordinaire, has been consulted on this issue of trolls in the surrounding area. As he puts it, "I've seen worse. These beasts are truly horrible, but at least they don't eat raw fish, swim in a cold lake at night, and tell riddles with answers frustratingly impossible to guess."
Legendary Blade
Rumor has it that one of the most fantastic objects held by the trolls in their lair is the elvish knife Sting, which is said to hold magical powers.
ADVICE FOR ADVENTURERS
It is said that these trolls will turn to stone if touched by sunlight; however, no evidence has ever confirmed this. Trolls are supposed to have a laughably low IQ, but this can often make them only more dangerous. Be sure to take precautions if you choose to take the quest!
For experienced heroes with practice in this sort of thing WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A MORE CHALLENGING QUEST, check out Sean Eldon's page for more information on how you can fight a DRAGON!
For experienced heroes with practice in this sort of thing WHO ARE LOOKING FOR A MORE CHALLENGING QUEST, check out Sean Eldon's page for more information on how you can fight a DRAGON!
Event Information
Credentials Must Be Shown in Order to Participate!
Not just anyone can participate in this event! Your level of experience must be taken into account if you are to go on this adventure, as well as your amount of life insurance.
When?
Tuesday, Dec 16, 2014, 12:00 PM
Where?