"OH-NO-F*CK-SHIT-BUMBLE BEEEE!!!"
Words you hear before we spring outta' the boat-like-a-boss!
Tight is Right, cause your undies won't fly.
Applause to those who were gifted with genitals of solid mutha-effing-steel to embrace this mind sickening water adventure. A godly reminder to all the courageous warriors that:
- We meet up 10th November 2012, 6.45 a.m at the GLORIOUS Mindvalley HQ.
- Let your war clothes drape over your courageous god given body without giving any hints of fear in your opponent's eyes! (in lay man term: Dress comfy & proper shoes advisable.)
IF SHIT STORM GETS REAL...
Designated Driver #1.
Geng leader of Shenzhen, China a.k.a Butcher-Weng. Mastery: Mind manipulation among the young and the animals to potentially support him to rule Russia & Crab Island.
Designated Driver #2.
Ever dreamy yet gullible crime in partners to driver #1. Mastery: Shuffling potential "guinea pigs" to Bangladesh as Sex Toy Manufacturers.
Event Organizer.
Superbly adorable young lady, descendent of late Mother Teresa. Mastery: Posses Ghandi-like thinking yet "rosak" like Durian Longkang that enables her to weave thru people & crumble thier virtual lives.
Lovingly handcrafted by the nonsense at Design Team, Mindvalley.
Email: wuhan@mindvalley.com
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