Issue No. 1
A Blog About Nothing?
Here Goes NOTHING!
'What', you're saying, 'Pedestrians are the most boring thing ever!' First off, that's very insulting, authors are people too! Now that we are past your rudeness, I can tell you that you are horribly mistaken! Well, I guess I can't blame you... the pedestrians you were thinking of are in fact very boring, but I am talking about Pedestrians! Not the wimpy people who walk because they're 'too cool' for a bike or truck. No, these are the pedestrians that rule the small non-existing swamps of Eastern Africa. These are the pedestrians that are.......(drum roll please).......SMALL LIZARDS! Don't question it, trust the guy you've never met who is communicating via the internet. Duh. If your having questions on what pedestrians look like I will now refer you to our picture of Peddy, our mascot at the top of the page, but they can also be orange and are extremely fast. Oh yeah they also like very mini golf and will only leave their burrows between noon and on third Thursday of the month. So, in short, now you should be going 'yeah Mr. Author! Pedestrians are awesome! I finally know what I'm going to be for Halloween!' and to that I say: told 'ya so.
- Issue 2 coming soon
- We hope to achieve a whole 3 person fanbase by the end of Issue No. 3
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To contact: Find a blood red flower with an even number of petals. At midnight on the night of a full moon, go outside, place the flower down in front of you, and chant these words 13 times: "Stultus ego crudulus". Alternatively, you could talk to me via Tumblr: thefallveil (I don't post much but I might start idk) or email me: TheFallVeil@gmail.com
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