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Interview Hour, with Rob Johnson

Straight from Generic News, it's the Interview Hour, with your host, Rob Johnson!


RJ: Hello there, people of the world! Welcome to the Interview Hour. Today, we're interviewing a contestant of the world's most prestigious candy making competition. Please welcome, Philip Ransford! So, tell us Philip, why'd you enter this contest?


PR: Various reasons. It'd take a while to tell you my motives. So, I'll save you some time and sum it up: I want to win.


RJ: I take it you don't want to tell us the other reasons. Moving on, what do you think of Logan?


PR: I think he's....err.....okay? I mean, he's a bit to good to be true.


RJ: What do you mean by that?


PR: What I'm saying is nobody's that nice. It's simply not possible. He's also a bit, how do I put this, dull.


RJ: Okay then. What kind of candy are you going to make?


PR: For the sake of privacy, I'm not going to tell you. What I will say is that it'll be extremely hard to make.


RJ: Will your candy have any special functions?


PR: It's candy, not a robot. Still, here's a hint: It's going to "blow" the competition away.


RJ: 'm going to have to think about that hint. Well, we've all heard rumors of spies, planning to steal the secret ingredient. Do you suspect any of the other contestants?


PR: I do, yet I'm not sure. Logan's too nice to steal anything. I'm not trying to steal it, so that leaves Daisy and Miles. Personally, I believe it's Daisy.


RJ: Oh? Why's that?


PR: Well, I've caught her sneaking around, and talking to "herself."


RJ: What about that other kid, Miles?

PR: Honestly, he's weird. He never stops talking about the afterlife, and it's making everyone delusional.


RJ: Thanks for being here, but one last question: Do you know anything about Logan's scars?


PR: I, erm, don't know anything about, uh, them.


Well that sure was an enlightening interview! Join us next week, were we're interviewing the Candymaker himself! See you then!

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