Wolf Versus Pigs

Who's the villain? Who's the victim?

Diet Dilemmas?

Wolf says: "Hey, it's not my fault wolves eat cute little animals like bunnies and sheep and pigs. That's just the way we are. If cheeseburgers were cute, folks would probably think you were Big and Bad too. Me eating a pig is like you eating a cheeseburger!"

Pigs say: "But pigs are living things! Besides, we are cute and cheeseburgers are just plain yummy!"

Food or Friend?

Wolf says: "Oh well, he was already dead when I entered the house. If you see a perfectly fine and mightily yummy-looking piece of bacon on the floor... Ma says not to waste food!"

Pigs say: "You just shouldn't eat your neighbours... dead or alive!"

Murder or Manslaughter?

Wolf says: "As a polite kid, I knocked but you did not come to your door. Still, I waited patiently but I had a cold. I wheezed and sneezed, not huffed and puffed! It's manslaughter, not murder!"

Pigs say: "You had that menacing voice and that scheming face. Who would dare open their door for you?"