Monk Accused Of a Deadly Sin!?!?!?

Prioress admits she knew all along.

Townspeople Horrified!

After multiple eyewitnesses watched the Monk down several whole roasted swans, whispers began to echo along the hall. It wasn't long before the friar was apprehended, albeit kicking and reaching for more of his 7th swan that evening, screaming "Gwen my dear wait for me," causing a blush in a certain housemaid. His trial will be held two fortnights from this day.
Little Shop Of Horrors - Feed Me (Git It)

The Town criers

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