3 Cafe De Valdal
Johan Bendiksen
Le Jus D'orange 2,30
The finest tropical juice in the Arctic.
Le Jus De Pomme 2,30
Locally grown from the few plains in this cold, mountainous, river-filled country from our few apple trees!
Le Jus De Raisin 2,50
For some reason grapes are called raisins in French. Why? I don't know.
L'eau 1
Water.
L'eau Mineral 1,90
Better water.
Un Coca 2,40
Caffeinated Brown Sugar Water.
Un Cafe 2,50
Coffee? Coffee! COFFEEEEEE!
Chocolat Chaudes 3
Crushed, Sweetened, Hot, Cocoa Beans!
Les Selections Chaudes
Un Hamburger 5,10
Smashed Cow guts In Patty Form Between Two Pieces of Bread. With Ketchup.
Avec Le Jambon 1,30
Add Pig Guts To Your Hamburger!
Avec Le Fromage 1,10
Add Old Milk To Your Hamburger!
Un Hotdog 3,60
Pig Guts Wrapped In Goat Intestine!
Un Steak Frites 6,50
Cow Guts With Fried, Sliced Potatoes.
Des Frites 1
Fried, Sliced, Potatoes.
Le Selections Froides
Le Jambon
Pig Guts
Un Sandwich Au Jambon
Pig Guts With Bread
Un Sandwich Au Fromage
Old Milk With Bread.
Les Desserts
Un Crepe
Thin Pancake With Your Choice Of Strawberry, Chocolate, Marshmellows, Or Banana!
Un Glace A La Vanilla
Vanilla Ice Cream
Glace A La Chocolat
Chocolate Ice Cream
Un Chocolat
Chocolate
Un Croissant
A Chocolate Croissant