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A Desperate Cry With No Meaning

Dear Charlie and his friends from the chocolate factory,

I have read your column for years, but I never thought that I would be writing to you. I've tried going to meetings of "Women who love too much" but I'm still hurting, so I thought maybe you could help me. My problem is the that the guy I love doesn't want to be in the same room with me. Instead, he wants to be with someone else. He wants to be with my best friend, Hermia. This is kinda whats going on: I love Demetrius, Demetrius loves Hermia, Hermia loves Lysander, and Lysander loves me. What am I supposed to do?


too much love

Pick Up The Phone, The Love Doctor Is Calling You

Dear too much love, I've heard about your troubles with Lysander and Demetrius. Dropping love potion into someone's eyes is very smart, but extremely dangerous. That could ruin your chances of love with anyone.

Your first option would be to act interested in Demetrius in front of Lysander. The pros would be that Lysander would figure out that you don't like him, and he will get over you. The cons would be that Lysander jealous of Demetrius.

Your second choice would be to tell Hermia that Lysander loves you. The pros would be that she will try to help you. the cons would be that she gets jealous.

Your last choice would be to tell Lysander you don't love him back. The pros would be that he doesn't like you anymore and he goes after Hermia instead. The cons would be he gets mad at you. That is it for my advice. I wish you good luck with Lysander, Demetrious, and Hermia. I hope this works for you.


Charlie and his friends from the chocolate factory