Fic- the NEW prefix spray

Are you tired of insipid, lifeless books? Not anymore!

It's story:

Fic spray was created when dragon blood and unicorn sweat was mixied and aged for 1000 years. the founder if fic loved it so much he bottled it and later found out its magical powers. Fic brings virtually any book to life.

What does it do?

Just spray this on you favorite book and watch the story come to life!
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  • Fic spray comes in the ALL NEW fantasy style bottle
  • 50% more effective
  • Rated 5 stars by readers digest
  • Want a bottle to call your own? call 1-800-ficspray today.