Guns Make You Smarter
In the words of Doug
I was shooting my gun one day and i realized i am smarter than most liberals. I realized this as i was driving home and i was talking to my liberal associate and he told me we should ban all guns. I tried to explain to him that guns can be regulated and i wouldn't mind. He responded with "ehhhhhhehhhhhehhhhhhehhheh". And that's when i realized liberals are idiots.