Defendatron Security Robot
For all you security needs!
WHY SHOULD YOU BUY A DEFENDATRON SECURITY ROBOT?
FOUR OUT OF OUR FIVE SCIENTISTS AGREE THAT DEFENDATRON IS THE MOST ADVANCE SECURITY ROBOT ON THE MARKET
IT'S SUPER ADVANCED WITH THESE VARIOUS FEATURES!
- Powered by a miniature nuclear fusion generator that makes what looks like an inanimate statue come to life with only a 40% chance of overheating!
- It's SUPER smart equipped with the most advanced artificial intelligence for security robots around capable of complex math, advanced defensive strategies, enhanced targeting, with only a moderate chance of hitting friendly targets!
- It's super effective, armed with a shoulder mounted anti-personal grenade launcher, two arm mounted 9mm machine guns capable of firing 1500 rounds a minute, laser cannons built into it's eyes, anti-tank mines, a bunker buster missile (missile launcher not included), and a tactical mini-nuke launcher the Defendatron is capable of defending any house, business, evil lair, or secret military base against unwanted visitors or potential threats with a 61.67452% rate of success!
- The Defendatron comes with an optional personality core with multiple setting making it so it has a personality pleasing to anyone with options such as condescending snob, annoying nuisance, anti-social psychopath, and epigram making sarcastic joker!
AND IT COMES WITH CUP HOLDERS MORE THAN MAKING UP FOR ANY POSSIBLE FAULT!!
NOW ON SALE FOR 75% OFF AT THE LOW PRICE OF $1,200
Thursday, Dec. 4th, 12am
*Not available outside the U.S. and in regions including most of America and at most Floormarts sale not guaranteed,