Puritan Life
It's where you want to be!
Bible Thumping is where it's at!
*Read the Bible daily yo!
*Reject the Bible = worshiping the Devil
*Keep your beats out of our church dog
*Reject the Bible = worshiping the Devil
*Keep your beats out of our church dog
We are the Chosen ones
Who doesn't want to feel special?
- As a Puritan, we are chosen by God to fulfill a specific purpose.
- The One chose YOU - why would you reject such an honor?
SOME OF OUR MOST FAMOUS ADVOCATES
Do we work every day?
THE ANSWER IS NO. WE DO NOT WORK FROM SATURDAY NIGHT UNTIL MONDAY MORNING!
What are the benefits of being a Puritan?
YOU WORK FOR "THE MAN!" ISN'T THAT BENEFIT ENOUGH?!
THE ANSWER IS NO. WE DO NOT WORK FROM SATURDAY NIGHT UNTIL MONDAY MORNING!
What are the benefits of being a Puritan?
YOU WORK FOR "THE MAN!" ISN'T THAT BENEFIT ENOUGH?!