For sale- live on planet Exzolu
Only $1,000,000
To come live here for the low low price of $1,000,000.
OK I know what you are thinking , $1,000,000 is not low. Well it is low when it is a new planet no one beside me has ever been on it.
This is the planet Exzolu
If you buy property on this you will get to come live on the beautiful planet ox Exzolu. Just look at it. It is perfect.
Your house
If you pay the $1,000,000 you can get this with it with no taxes for the first 3 years. This deal will only last for another year.