Treasure of The Dwarves For Sale

Starting price $100,000,000,000,000


*SaleMan's Voice*

All the way from the Lonely Mountain comes the BIGGEST BADDEST treasure of them all. When I mean bad I mean treasure that has been guarded by the great dragon Smaug for like... EVER! I guarantee you that this is an offer you can not refuse!!! You want GOLD, MITHRIL and what the heck MAYBE the legendary ARKENSTONE. ALL AT AN AFFORDABLE PRICE TOO!!!!! HAVE FUN SLIDING DOWN YOUR HUGE PILE OF TREASURE TODAY!

*quickly read side notes*

(The items being sold is only 1/14 of the treasure being sold, we are not accountable for any items broken while your item is being shipped)

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