Hitler: Dictator and Comic Villain
Wanted dead or dead for being a blight on humanity
Q: Who's This Putrid Pile of Pig Pancreas?
Freaking Hitler decided to change this seemingly insignificant club into his idiotic Nazi club. Suddenly you couldn't turn three hundred and sixty degrees without seeing a rather poorly designed poster for these illegitimate children. In a short span of time Hitler the Titler had an army of heartless robots also known as Nazi soldiers at his command, and was ready to spread his inherently wrong ideas to us freedom-loving bald-eagle-flying best-country-evering Americans. Now it's up to us, and us alone, to stop these disrespecting humanity-hating not-human-like-us-ing Germans.
^ Photo depicted when Adolf was awarded Germany's Ugliest Baby
^ Hitler impatiently waiting for his turn on the Merry-Go-Round
^ Hitler taking a selfie
Hitler's Whimsically Horrific Beliefs and Obnoxious Dreams
Hitler's Utterly Ludicrous (Not the Rapper) Beliefs
2) Hitler has this positively preposterous ideal that all African Americans are as useless as Snuggies
3) Hitler has this time-warpingly trivial thought about women that would shame internet users in immaturity
4) Hitler was utterly unbelievable enough to have the un-American idea of Germany being the better country!
5) Hitler has the gasp-worthy gullibility to hate the noble bald eagle that is democracy.
^ Hitler about to preform his Christian Rock song entitled "Christian Side Hug"
^ Hitler waving ecstatically to his mother
^ Hitler preparing to boogie
Freedom-Loving Frank's Top 5 Reasons to Kill Hitler
2) Hitler has killed millions of people across a horse-kickingly short amount of time
3) Hitler spends his mornings kicking puppies and kittens
4) Hitler has poor mustache choice, and should be punished thusly
5) Hitler is incredibly intolerant of the majority of individuals. It's equally as horrible as wearing "Beats" by Dr. Dre