Nigel West Dickens Elixir!
Starting at 50c a bottle! Jakob
This elixir is what makes you a legend!
This elixir is incredible! It's almost as if you became a godly figure by drinking this elixir! Run faster, jump higher, breathe steadier, react quicker, everything about you becomes 100x better!
The purpose you ask!?
The purpose of this elixir is to make it so every part about you is permenantly energized- permenantly! You will be come stronger, more active, faster, quicker to think, and most importantly, be able to be a better you!
WHY YOU SHOULD GET THIS YOU MIGHT SAY?
Every one is getting it! Everyone would love to be a better them, would they not?!
BUT I'M ALREADY A GREAT ME!
Well, does your family think so? Or does your family know that for a fact that whenever you get attacked by someone you won't be able to do anything except watch as you're defeated by them and they take off with your family! (That escalated quickly!)
I DON'T HAVE A FAMILY!
Well, gee! What if I told you every doctor is recommending this to their patients who fall sick! Or ill, even! That's right, even doctors recommend this as a product to people who need to get better!