Le Post Mortem
By: Alex S.
Eloquent words of myself
Is that high enough for ya Mrs. Box?
About 95% of student events I don't care for. But ISIS, Syria, Ebola, and Putin I do
Surprisingly, I do care about world peace. How we get there is a different story...
I have 3 underpaying jobs so YOU don't have to take them. You're welcome.
My favorite quotes
"The supreme art of war is to subdue the enemy without fighting" Sun Tzu
This probably represents me the most because I like war, and I can end wars in the way said above.
"Time to make quotes" Anonymous
"Is mayonnaise an instrument?" Patrick Star
"You can't judge a fish's intelligence by it's ability to climb a tree" Albert Einstein
"I don't care" Lockdown
"Enlighten me, on what the heck a shooting star smells like" Anonymous
Hobbies and Interests
- Vox (Assistant Story Director)
- Planetside 2 (Competition Modeler)
- Paper RPG: Untold Story (Executive Designer)
- Into the Gloom (Assistant Translator)
- Beneath the Deep (Executive Designer)
Unreleased, Untitled, or failed games:
- Pixel Pirates
- Deep Hunter
- Some horror game
- Some type of racing game
- A random physics game
Oh and I also like to play games
Violets don't exist
This poem makes no sense
It suits me because I make no sense
My favorite places I've been to
And now some extra features
- Game designing
- Shiba Inu's
- SOME people (Not a lot of people) Notice the word SOME.
- Unintelligent people
- Catch phrases
- Singing animals
- "No Child Left Behind" program
- Bonnie, Freddy, Foxy, and Chica
- Peanut butter
- Gangs consisted of more than 5 people
- Tight clothing
- Being hot
- Not being cold
- Stolen Valor
- Talking animals
- Tree huggers
- King George III
- 2 bedrooms in 1 room
- Supremacy groups
- Bomb threats
- Half cooked sunny side up eggs
- Cold soup
- Dry soup
- Surprise attacks
- Self obsessed people
- Pay to win games (Unless they are fun)
- Dead Frontier traders
- Overemotional people
- Not having 2 pilots in a Titan
- Not having a pilot
- Child abusers
- Eating when full
- Forgetting stuff
- Someone getting credit for something I DID
- Getting blamed for something I DIDN'T DO
- Al Kuwaiti
- Turkish Military
- Knee surgery
- Spiders again
- La La Loopsy
- North Koreans
- East Koreans
- West Koreans
- Bad puns
- Pop up advertisements
- Running out of power
- Kunlun Mountains
What makes me laugh?
What do I hide?
- Get stuff
Things that make me happy
- Free stuff
- More Money
- Shiba Inu's
- Money again
Under all order of security, terrorism prevention, and safety of others, a placed restriction of any kind can and will be taken as an act or war and/or preparation for said war. If more than one agrees to the act, full authority to invade and liberate them.
So, now that you know what an S:4 event is, here are some words you probably have no idea what I'm talking about.
Codesec Malburry has decided to place a restriction on Region 1, Sector, E on a few other nations. This is a high event and cannot be approved by any Council.
We have sent word of such restrictions to neighboring countries, the S:4 restriction was a response event caused by [IDEN: Homebird]. No repercussions will be taken.
[IDEN: Homebird] Will withdraw all deployed troops from the area and return to DL3.