ARSENIC

Keep Calm and Buy Some Arsenic

Arsenic Has Gotcha Covered!

Are you suffering from a Rackety Rat? We can take care of that! What about Scary Syphilis...or Yucky Yaws? (Penicillin is SO ancient history) No need to worry... Arsenic will clear them up in a hurry!

But What's the Catch?

THERE IS NONE!

  • Starting out at the LOW price of just $3.20/gram
  • With an Atomic Mass of 74.9
  • And an Atomic Number of 33
  • This Deal Just Can't Be Beat!

Come See Us NOW!

Come stop by and pick up some Arsenic for yourself before it's too late!
Stacey Haden