Keep Calm and Buy Some Arsenic
Arsenic Has Gotcha Covered!
Are you suffering from a Rackety Rat? We can take care of that! What about Scary Syphilis...or Yucky Yaws? (Penicillin is SO ancient history) No need to worry... Arsenic will clear them up in a hurry!
But What's the Catch?
THERE IS NONE!
- Starting out at the LOW price of just $3.20/gram
- With an Atomic Mass of 74.9
- And an Atomic Number of 33
- This Deal Just Can't Be Beat!