ARSENIC
Keep Calm and Buy Some Arsenic
Arsenic Has Gotcha Covered!
Are you suffering from a Rackety Rat? We can take care of that! What about Scary Syphilis...or Yucky Yaws? (Penicillin is SO ancient history) No need to worry... Arsenic will clear them up in a hurry!
Arsenic
One of natures most trusted elements.
Get Rid of those Rodents!
What better way than to treat them to some Arsenic?
But What's the Catch?
THERE IS NONE!
- Starting out at the LOW price of just $3.20/gram
- With an Atomic Mass of 74.9
- And an Atomic Number of 33
- This Deal Just Can't Be Beat!
Come See Us NOW!
Come stop by and pick up some Arsenic for yourself before it's too late!
Website: ArsenicisAwesome.com
Location: 33749 Arsenic Drive, Knox TN
Phone: (865)330-7490
Facebook: Facebook.com/Arsenicistheway
Twitter: @twitter_ArsenicisnumberONE
Stacey Haden