I Want You!

-for the most powerful position in America-

The United States needs you!

The United States of America has a job opening for the role of President! Other titles include:


  • Chief of State
  • Chief Executive
  • Chief Administrator
  • Chief Diplomat
  • Chief Legislator
  • Chief of Party
  • Commander in Chief
  • Chief Citizen
  • Chief Judiciary

Qualifications:

  • Born in the United States
  • Be at least 35 years of age
  • Lived in the U.S. for at least 14 years

Responsibilities:

  • Provide leadership
  • Enforce the Constitution
  • Regulate war
  • Plan meetings among the board
  • Coordinate foreign relations
  • Regulate money

Benefits:

  • Paid $400,000 a year + $30,000 expense funds
  • Full use of The White House, Air Force One, helicopters, and other automobiles
  • Secret Service protections for the remainder of life
  • Many hideaway resorts
  • Access to any health care needed
  • Tax deductions

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Run for Office Today!