Teens Cause Havoc in Small Town
Published by Mother Goose's Gossip, April 23th 2024
Teens Wreak Havoc in A Land Far, Far Away
Last night, in the town, A Land Far, Far Away, local teens decided to wreak havoc for April Fools.
On April Fools night, several teens from A Land Far, Far Away, decided to cause trouble. A statement from local police officers, Hansel and Gretel was released. “First, they took about a dozen cats from the local shelter. Then, they did something no one in their right mind would do. They took fiddles and strapped them to the cats backs! Can you believe that? Then, they ran around screaming, ‘Hey, diddle, diddle! The cat with the fiddle.’ before running away.” Several teens have been taken in for questioning, such as Jack Spriggins (better known as ‘Jack and the Beanstalk’ for his last prank on the town), Prince Charming, and the three Piggs brothers.
One witness, Mr. McDonald, had his cows launched into the sky by the unruly teens. “They snuck onto my land, set up a comically large slingshot, and tricked one of my cows into getting too close. When I heard the rubber band snap, I got up out of bed, opened my curtains, and what do ya’ know? It looked like my cow was jumping over the moon! Frightful stuff, let me tell ya’.”
Mr. McDonald's neighbor, a woman who preferred not to be named, had one of her 13 children witness the cow ‘jump’ over the moon. The child, Little Dog, laughed while stating, “It was so amusing to see such a sport!”
Not only this but missing dishes and spoons, were reported. The owners of the tableware said it "was as if the dish ran away with the spoon." Anyone who has any information on who the teens may be, and where the missing dishware is, should report it to the local police.
The cow, "jumping," over the moon. Photo credits to Ms. McDonald