For Sale- The House of Usher!

Honestly, we'll pay you to take it off are hands.

This residence is from Edgar Allen Poe's short story "The Fall of the House of Usher"

Want to scare off your step-mother for good?

If you answered yes to the question above, or yes about any other person than this is the ideal house for you. Not only did a man go insane, and be murdered by his own ghost doppelganger, after he buried her alive, but the family that lived here for years before were all inbred and sickly. As well as this, the house has been known to explode and sink into the ground when the owner dies. It has been restored, but you might want to be careful going up the stairs.

5 bedrooms, and three crypts!

Although you can't much tell the difference between the two of them, this gorgeous residence has all you need to live out your,short, lives. With astounding vies of the graveyard, pool (of blood) , and swamp, this is the bargain of the century, for us, that is. This quaint estate will really get you going in life, and in death, and will soon become a basis for your posthumous activities.

This charming death trap has all you need!