The Not A Waste Of Time
December 5, 1934
BREAKING NEWS: MAYCOMB WOMEN GO'S TERRIBLY WRONG
Maycomb recently had a women house burn down. Unknown male with black hair and moustache report's that he witnessed the women attempting to hotbox house when it went terribly wrong and house caught on fire. The woman then attempted to save her plants instead of attempting to save the building. The women Ms.Maudy says "the plants are my children."
TREE FILLED WITH CEMENT!
The Radley house has recently filled up the hole in their tree with cement. Our sources say it was due to hoodlums coming in and out of their property. Some people believe it was Boo Radley, others believe it's been full of cement the whole time. What do you think? Call or text to 1-800-989-6534 and tell us your verdict.
THERE'S NO TIME LIKE THE PRESENT!
Boo Radley a Maycomb outcast has been living in Nathan Radley's basement for years now. He has had a very tough life and continues to. He is crazy, but our sources do not know if he always has been or if it is the fact that he has been living in a basement his whole life. Our sources say it because of the condition that he's living in and he used to be a normal person just like all of us. A few neighborhood hoodlums have told our reporters that Boo Radley is "trying to send them a message" for help, we say not. What do you think? Text or call to 1-800-989-6534 and tell us what you think and have a chance to win a TV!