And please, help yourself to as much as you like.
The US Government loves to pamper its citizens!
Because the US government loves poor people and I mean LOVES all the poor -as well as the fact that they never stop having babies- it has decided to add a little more flavor to their everyday water. Give them something like propel, sort of like gatorade, birth control -you know- the usual. It will be added to their water though water towers -only in poor areas- for a full year every three years so that they don't get too addicted to being pampered all the time. Then, the solution of delicious water with a hint of birth control will take its course. Because this is such an amazing substance, it tends to have side affects. Not to worry, it only prevents those who drink it from having kids. It's simple, easy, and absolutely tasty.
3) More money for better education for the rich leading to innovation and a better economy.