WANTED: Hera

Wanted for Child Abuse

WANTED!

Wanted for child abuse because of her anger issues. Hera has no patience for demigods. Not only does her patience fail with them, she also does not tolerate children talking back to her.

Biography of Hera

Hera is the god of marriage, mothers, and families. She usually prefers classic Greek dresses and a simple silver crown, though she can blend in as needed.

Hera... Now and Then

Now: She hangs out where family life is strongest: the car pool line at school, weekend soccer games, and birthday parties. As the goddess of family, Hera will be happy to pack your lunch or comb your hair or give you a ride to school, but don’t talk back to her.

That strange woman you saw at Laser Quest, serving pizza and singing Happy Birthday? Yes, that was probably her.


Then: It’s tough to be the goddess of marriage in a family where everyone cheats on everybody. Hera has no patience with demigods, the children of godly affairs. She was the enemy of Heracles and many others, though she did have a soft spot for mortal heroes, like Jason. If an old woman asks you to carry her piggyback across a river, do it. You might win the favor of a goddess!


Wanted for What???

Hera is wanted for abuse to children. If you disrespect her, watch out! When Hera is mad, she doesn’t just ground you. She’s likely to smash you into the ground.

Physical Description and Picture

She usually appears as a beautiful older woman, and enjoys turning into birds when she needs to hide or spy.

Last Seen:

Hera was last seen at the movie theatre (in Grapevine) at the concession stand. Be on the lookout for her!

REWARD:

If you find Hera, you will receive a free trip to the UNDERWORLD. There, you will be able to meet all of the gods and godesses that you wish!