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Mr. Spock?

Fascinating Captain. Bandwidth utilization study indicates a proclivity towards nocturnal activity that may be aggravated by demand for bandwidth exceeding supply between 8 PM and 1 AM.


Recommendations?


Star Fleet has approved the acquisition of additional bandwidth. We are currently negotiating with the Romulans, who control this sector, to acquire megabits. We expect to conclude negotiations and sign a treaty allowing us to increase capacity before the summer solstice occurs. Mr. Scott is rebalancing the warp drive to insure maximum efficiency while negotiations are taking place.


Thank-you Mr. Spock. So, we are getting more bandwidth?


I believe that is what I said Captain.


-- RIP Spock --

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