This Relationship Will Be 200% Rock Solid
What Is This?
It is an uniquely passionate rock with emotion and holds an authentic connection with their partner. Pet rocks provide multiple purposes and you can do endless things with your pet, for example you can: read, draw, travel, dance, watch T.V., listen to music, etc. with them!
Unlike other pets, it is not necessary to feed or clean up after them, which proves expensive and a hassle. You do not have to worry about them leaving you too, they will always be there where you last saw them.
Why Do You Need This Cutie?
Your rock will never fight with you, abandon you, lie to you, or cheat on you. It will love you and keep all your deep dark secrets. They are extremely supportive of your choices. They know how to listen properly as you vent or tell them an exciting story about your life! Pet rocks want to know all about you as they remain faithful through out your time together.
But wait - don't just get one, get many more! Give your pet rock friends and family! You can even make a cozy little home for your pet rock.
Reviews From Totally Real People
Unlike my baby, my pet rock wont break when I drop it! - Samantha Ruiz
It did not criticize my choice in dropping out of college! - Richard Hunter
So make sure you pick up your pet rock today so that you'll fit in and not live all alone for the rest of your live because that is what will happen if you don't buy one!