Come To Texas
There is no Place Better
Goods, Land, & an Army. It Has It All
Here in Texas, we have it all. We have all the land you could ever want. Everyone pays up to 12.5 cents per acre and 4,605 acres per person (4,428 for grazing and 177 for farm land), so you have enough land for the family and animals. We also have friendly indians who love to trade, and believe me they'll trade for anything. Yes, it is true that some indians are violent and will attack, but you just sit back and relax. Our army can handle anything.
Army of Thousands
If you want safety from violent indians. We will put are souls on the line for your safety.
Indians of the West
Friendly indians love to trade. They will take anything you give them.
Cattle Lands
Want a ranch? We've got the land for cattle as far as the eye can see.
There's No Place Better
Now You Know
As you can see, Texas is your best option. So what's the confusion? All you have to do is obey the law, like always, and that's easy. So what are you waiting for, come on down. You know it's your best option!