Week 13: Pass me the rock
And see what I do with it
Lines of the Night
Tuesday: NeonDion PewpMachine: 5g, 12a, +3, 2pim, 8ppp, 30sog, 47fw, 13hit, 11blk
Wednesday: NeonDion PewpMachine: 2g, 3a, +4, 4pim, 8sog, 13fw, 5hit, 3blk
Thursday: Hot Ice Beast: 3g, 7a, +3, 4pim, 3ppp, 23sog, 32fw, 9hit, 11blk, 1.00gaa, 42sv, .955sv%
Friday: SHARPNADO: 3g, 1a, +4, 1ppp, 16sog, 13fw, 5hit, 4blk, 1.00gaa, 52sv, .963sv%, 1sho
Saturday: CatPasey: 5g, 7a, +8, 15pim, 3ppp, 32sog, 30fw, 10hit, 12blk, 2.00gaa, 22sv, .917sv%
Sunday*: Zamboners: 7g, 5a, +8, 4pim, 4ppp, 34sog, 21fw, 16hit, 7blk, 2.77gaa, 17sog, .850sv%
*Honorable mention goes to Hot Ice Beast for Sunday's epic Never Say Never Bieber Fever
Week 13 Matchups
THANK GOD - AUSTIN CHANGED HIS TEAM NAME (ELBOWs 9, 'NADOS 3):
I took advantage of Austin's romp through the sands of late night to glide to an easy 9-3 victory. While Austin was out cracking beer bottles over strippers' heads, I was busy flippin bitches on the wire and makin stax. EFFORTLESSSS
And here's a little glimpse into Austin's Late Nacht Emporium:
How to Skin a Cat: Part 9 (Droplets 7, Meows 5):
Ryan brought his very own brand of Browning to the table this week, and I think we can all agree that it's the seksiest thing any of us have ever ever EVAR seen ;D
BEAST MODE UPPER PUNCH (Hot 8, Pasey 4):
Brian takes Flavor Country; Bionic Boner Man nods in approval (Joan 8, Frenzy 4):
U chillen or wat (Neon 9, Bonerz 3):
Week 13 Awards
Desk Pop: THAT IS NOT AN ELBOW, NeonDion PewpMachine
Bieber Fever: Hot Ice Beast
Sheriff of Nottingham: NeonDion PewpMachine
Domesticated: Oof, quite the busy week last week in Hot Ice Domestication ;D
1st Place: We'll of course start off with the clear and confident winner, Mr. Joan Smoothers himself - for unlocking a Level 100 Domestication achievement after proposing to his girlfriend (who said yes for whatever fucking reason):
2nd Place: Dangleberry Droplets - for this obvious and flagrant domestication
Week 14 Predictions
ELBOW Frenzy: Close call lucky shutout ELBOW 7, Frenzy 5
SHARP Droplets: Drunk high penis vipers NADOs 8, Dangles 5
Hot Katz: Be better be better Beast 7, Meows 6
Pewp Smoother: Sell me a hotdog Joan 7, Machine 5
Pasey Boners: Wah wah wah erections Zamz 7, Pasey 5
SUCK ME
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