We need a President

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A presidential candidate must be:

  • a natural born citizen of the United States
  • a resident for 14 years
  • 35 years of age or older
  • Human (Gender doesn't matter!)


Be the Chief: of State, Executive, Diplomat, Commander in, Legislator, of Party, and Guardian of the Economy.

These roles include awarding medals, appointing someone to serve as head of the CIA, meeting with foreign leaders, calling out troops to stop a riot, making speeches, choosing members for the cabinet and meeting with economic advisers to discuss ways to reduce unemployment.


You would receive:

  • Nearly unlimited staff to attend to you
  • Living in the White House means you can enjoy a movie theater, bowling alley, pool, tennis and basketball courts, putting green, numerous groundskeepers, florists, valets, butlers, a pastry chef, and a 24-hour cooking staff.
  • Air Force One and Marine Corps One access
  • The Blair House
  • Extensive Security