WELCOME TO PLAUTAPUS
Sick of your crummy town come on down to Plautapus!
Do you want a quite but amazing town, away from all from all the hustle and bustle of city life. Mountains and hills to climb and hike, lakes and bays to swim in, and forest where anything can happen. Waters so cool and clear swim or fish in. And have I mentioned the golf course! The greens are like green magic carpets. We have good weather here. It is very cold in the winter and cool in the summer. Average is about 3 inches. We have lots of vegetation here in Plautapus! We have lots of plants that have berries you can eat right off the plant. We have about 1500 people here in Plautapus and we are constantly growing! Most of out economic activity is pie eating! Each pie ate is worth 100 dollars. So as you know. THIS IS THE BEST PLACE EVER! So please come down we have a limited amount of space so remember. Once its gone its gone! Come but now!