Birthday Crabs

By Daniel Boringcliffe (and Robert Bobinski)

What Are Birthday Crabs?

Birthday Crabs are the revolutionary new singing crabs, used exclusively for birthdays, these crabs have been trained to sing in a variety of styles, octaves, and pitches! Watch out though; birthday crabs have been known to go on violent and horrific rampages if used in any event other then a Birthday.
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