Atomic Mass: 49.49


Discovered by Heather Tuck and Gary Barnes

High concentration in bed, Rarely found in libraries.

Physical Properties

Surface: curly hair, tan skin, normally wearing black clothes

Boils when insulted

Melts outdoor in summer

Can cause great music when allowed to sing.

Found in various states: sad when aspca commercial are on TV, happy when listening to Nicki Minaj

Becomes stubborn and unyielding when tired or hot/cold

Chemical Properties

Is repelled by books

Is attracted to food

May explode simultaneously when surrounded by loud sound

Requires copious amounts of food

Repels loud folks

Is impervious to insults