Cigarettes Will Change Your Life!!
Try Cigarettes Today!
Want A Corvette? Smoke A Cigarette!
The Magic!
These mystical fiery sticks will have the capability to make you feel wonderful! Just fire her up and you will be in Lala Land floating on cloud 99 instead of just 9. That sounds AWESOME RIGHT?!!!!
Smoking Makes You Look Better!!!
You will turn from bleak to treat!
Left: Before smoking cigarettes
Right: After smoking cigarettes for just TWO WEEKS! That's Insane!!!
The Visual Effect!
Blowing smoke out of your mouth will make people think you have superpowers! Just think, seeing someone blowing smoke? That's outrageous! People will want to do what you do because it just looks so darn cool! And hey, the more the merrier!
Warning:
You must be at least 18 years of age. If used excessively, this product may also cause development of lung disease, which will definitely kill you.