Modest Proposal On LGBTQIA+ People

How to solve the problem of being gay

The Logical Solution

Most obviously, the logical way to end the so called, "Rainbow Epidemic," would be to eliminate the LGBTQIA+ population. They already cause so much of a ruckus, with their political campaigns and their flamboyant nature. Their parades and their rallies, causing hard working people to have to reroute. And so logically, get rid of the people, get rid of the problem. Imprisoning supporters would also assist in this crucial endeavors.