Modest Proposal On LGBTQIA+ People
How to solve the problem of being gay
The Logical Solution
Most obviously, the logical way to end the so called, "Rainbow Epidemic," would be to eliminate the LGBTQIA+ population. They already cause so much of a ruckus, with their political campaigns and their flamboyant nature. Their parades and their rallies, causing hard working people to have to reroute. And so logically, get rid of the people, get rid of the problem. Imprisoning supporters would also assist in this crucial endeavors.
Stop The Spread
The spread of LGBTQIA+ behaviors and beliefs is detrimental to the American way of life and cannot be allowed.
End the Encroaching
LGBTQIA+ individuals encouragement and pursuit of rights distracts law makers from important matters.
Proposing the Ugandan Way
The people of Uganda have an appropriate response to the problem of LGBTQIA+ individuals, and it should be implemented in the United States.