Freaky Vampires
Don't be alarmed. The vampires DO NOT bite.
Freaky Vampires are available NOW
We have a lovely selection of vampires. They vampires do not bite ... their owner. If you are in for a scary adventure , our freaky vampires is what you need. Warning : vampires are for the people who are very open minded.. Once every year they take their flight in the night sky. They come with a specialized collar.
Available Now For $1654.87
Be sure to not feed them carrots. They should only be fed uncooked steak, dead chicken dipped in blood, and corpse. Avoid sharp wooden objects. Beware Buffy
Dark Mistress
She likes to be the center of attention. She likes to stalk her prey. At midnight is when she stricks. If you don't like crawling the dark allies at night she is not your girl. She despisess dawn.
Vampy Sisters
These Twins are everthing you ever dreamed you would get in a pair of twin vampires. They love fresh juicey bloody steaks. The one on the left is Vam and the one on the right is Pire
Queen Draculla
She is a diva. She keeps her coffen clean. She doesnt like for her bloody to be runny. She likes the thick blood.
It's The Best Vampires Since 1702
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Location: The corner of Death Lane
Phone: 1(800)8473027