The shark and the fish
By: Cameron Rudzik
Once upon a time, there was a fish who met a shark. The fish offered the shark dinner at his house. When the fish turned around to grab a cookbook, he got a small paper cut on his fin and started bleeding. The fish was asking the shark what he wanted to eat when the shark smelled the blood. The shark went crazy and lost control. He wrecked the fish's house and swam away, leaving the fish trapped in the fallen house with a bigger cut than before.
Moral of the story: Don't trust strangers!