NittyGrity BalloonPoppin FishFeeder

"The most nitty gritty balloon poppin' fish feeder round'!"

The "Processiomente"

Thy balloon is inflated to the maximum PSI with green beans concealed inside. Then you use the remote control to make thy balloon take flight and soar over the desired place to feed your fish. Next, thy shant not (shall) press thy turquoise button which shant not (shall) deploy a needle that will pop thy balloon and the green beans will plummet into thy fish tank, therefore, feeding one's fish.

Invention "Historyamiamya"

The Nitty Gritty Balloon Poppin' Fish Feeder was invented by Cornelius Roberto Annastasia Maritza Talehicio Ramirez Vivacio Zembidayo Germantio Kackleford Seymour Papper Dedrickson MMMMMMMDXIV. (7,514). It was invented on December 32nd, in the year 72 61/62. He got this superb idea while playing a very intense game of Duck Duck Goose with a gaggle of grasshoppers. His invention was developed by Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo INC. The founders of Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo are Jimmy Butler, Kosta Koufos, Alladin, Seth Reed, and last and definitely the least Zac Bee.

Impact on Society

This quite beautiful invention greatly increases societyalinkachinkafofia's outlook on fish, balloons, turquoise buttons, and green beans. It will bring prosperity to Dipsy Doo Dunkeroo INC. Thy product shant not (shall) delight very subordinate lazy people who desire to just lay on thy couch and not feed their fish, henceforth, leading them to perish. Thy fish shall perish, ah, nevermore.

Notable "Consumeriagogas"

Mike Ditka

Uncle Dru

Pablo Prigioni