The Knight

That didn't know what women most desire in life

The Court Date

On the day of the Knights trial, the king asked where were you on the day of the happening. He replied, and said, i had been on my horse all day and came upon a river. As I was approaching I saw woman on the other side of the river. She called over to me and said I looked very tired and she had a cheap place to stay for the night. So I took her up on that offer, and stayed at her place for the night. I woke the next morning to the sound of guards yelling for me to come with them cause I had been accused for rape.