The Pardoner's Ball
Date: March 30, 1400 A.D. Time: Sunset to Sunrise
PARDONER'S TURN-UP RAVE
Come on over to the Pardoner's Ball and help us celebrate how much of an amazing person the pardoner is, for he is the greatest man to live and he holds the key to our eternal life by taking our money. Come and turn-up at the Pardoner's Ball, the first 100 guests to bring the pardoner 1/5th of liquor will get a spot reserved for them in Heaven.
Hosted by: Death
BYOB
BYOW (bring your own wallet)
BYOP (bring your own prostitute)
Performing Live at this event will be, 'The 3 Rioters'. Below is a link to one of their performances, this performance was given many awards.
Event Information
Pardoner's Ball
The Pardoner's Ball will be held at "A Friar and a Prostitute Walk Into a Bar Tavern" which is located at, 1234 Greedy Pardon Drive.
Directions from Southwark
- Turn left onto, Give me your money drive
- keep to the right, then take exit 470 to Canterbury
- take a left onto Turn up road, then a right onto Greedy pardon drive
- the destination is on your left, just look for a bunch of drunks and beggars.
When?
Sunday, Mar 30, 1400, 06:00 AM
Where?
Canterbury, United Kingdom
Schedule
- dinner will start at 6:30
- as soon as we eat dinner we will commence to the drinking
We are 'Plan your hypocritical party'
contact peter or his drunken irish father at hypocritical@pardon.com for your hypocrisy and partying needs, monks, friars, nuns, and priests get a 15% off discount.
Email: hypocritical@pardon.com
Website: hypocriticalpartying.com
Location: Canterbury, United Kingdom
Phone: (919)-893-9088
Twitter: @weTurnUpAtChurch