For Sale-Dog named Fluffy
Asking price:$47.99!
This is my sweet dog Fluffy
If you want to wake up to this face in the morning you should come and get him. His muzzle comes free( the foam flowing from his maw is nothing worth worrying about) :)
R.I.P Stan
Fluffy has only attacked 5 people and killed 3,including my neighbor Stan.
Diet
Fluffy eats 9 pounds of raw meat every 3 hours to stay healthy.
Other animals
Fluffy Does not play well with other pets especially cute happy ones.
More info
This is where we live, if we are not home Fluffy is in the iron cage in the back( bring LOTS OF TRANQUILIZER DARTS )!
The Stevenson residence
My wife will be at home to help with moving of Fluffy , as I am currently hospitalized due to Fluffy-related injuries.
Email: contact@EatYourFaceOff.gov
Website: www.EatYourFaceOff.gov
Location: Sunshine Valley, Bridgeport, WV, United States
Phone: (999)-999-9999
Facebook: facebook.com/deadbeforeyouknewit
Twitter: @twitter_FoamingAtTheMouth