Coming Soon!
Cellington Heights to get a new Cell-U-Ganic market
What does the Cell-U-Ganic store have to offer?
According to Mr. Nucleoluowski, his new store has, "the finest protein makin' machines Cellington Heights has ever seen." Why the need for Cell-U-Ganic, a major chain, found in every city, to come to Cellington Heights, one might ask. To this, the CEO says that, "everyone in the United Cells of Cellerica needs what his stores offer." Just what that offer is is the famous RiboJuicer ®. Yes, Mr. Nucleoluowski is the inventor and distributor of the Ribojuicer ® found in every Cellerican home.
The RiboJuicer®
The Ribojuicer® gives you all the ribosomal protein that every Cellerican citizen could need.
Inside The Store
These are just a few images of what the Cell-U-Ganic store have to offer.
Meet The Owner...
Here is Mr. Nucleoluowski, the proud owner of Cell-U-Ganic store chain.
Key: Mr. Nucleoluowski= Nucleolus, RiboJuicer=Ribosome
What are cellizens saying?
"I couldn't get my protein any other way," says Mr. AniCell and the reviews are just as good from Ms. PlanCell who says, "I couldn't live without his RiboJuicer!"
So there you have it, the cellizens of Cellington Heights are ecstatic about getting the new Cell-U-Ganic store because without it, we would all be dead because we wouldn't be getting the protein we need.
If you want to get ahold of Mr. Nucleoluowski, his contact information is at the bottom.
Mr. Nucleoluowski, CEO of Cell-U-Ganic
Providing the protein making power macine, the RiboJuicer, since well, ever...
Email: nucleoluowski@fakemail.com
Website: www.CUG/Ribojuicer.com
Location: Cellington Heights, United Cells of Cellerica
Phone: (413) 555-9974
Facebook: facebook.com/Ribojuicer
Twitter: @RiboJuicer_CUG